May 2012
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T-minus 4 days.
T-minus 4 days. Waiting for Saturday. 
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Listenheyveronica: nervousrex: Armor For Sleep -...
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New Los Camposinos! →
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Mise agus tú
My ability to feel has diminished drastically since I’ve been able to feel you near me. I’ve been running through the woods visiting the places we visited. There I feel you. There I feel. There I can breathe. I now exhale only in  cliches. As long as you inject me with these feelings, cliche or not, I am not ashamed. 
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Listenwell I love her and cigarettes so much.
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i was born in 1990 and ion give a fuck about the...
vodkaismyextracurricularactivity: Yo, I agree, netscapeshawty. Yo, Netscapeshawty and vodkaismyextracurricularactivity, I third this outlook.
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Oh no
gifthorsedentistry: 7-11s in New Jersey don’t sell beer.  This is a tragedy of the highest order.  RIP Bryan
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Hackensack man stabs self, accused of throwing... →
vodkaismyextracurricularactivity: stfuconservatives: ninapedia: crouchingocelot: karnythia: Between this & the guy who ate someone’s face & had to be shot six times? I’m thinking we’re in deep shit folks. Might be time to check the water supply. Just saying. OH MY GOSH I LIVE IN NORTH JERSEY. TIME TO FORTIFY THE HOUSE AND GRAB MY ZOMBIE BAT. Stay tuned to STFUConservatives...
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"Wonderboy" - Tenacious D
Just came on at work. I am simultaneously rocking out and weirded out. File under: enjoying old comedy rock classics. “That do anything for ya? That’s levitation, holmes. How ‘bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away… with mind bullets! That’s telekinesis, Kyle. How ‘bout the power to move you?”  A+
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Loiter squad
On adult swim is pretty good.
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Vodka is my Extracurricular Activity:... →
fatwasandfanboys: It pains me to write this post but it’s a matter of life and death for a follower of mine. She is 17-years-old and living in an abusive situation. She has parents that won’t accept her Islamic apostasy, who hit her, who know she cuts herself but don’t care enough to get her… Hey you Toronto Raptors, save this girl!
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Why do I keep doing this?
FNL and Booze. A winning/losing combination. brb dying. 
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New Tallest Man Album is Perfect
The new Tallest Man On Earth album is perfect. Bask in it’s glory, mere mortals.
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nachobragers: I’m already making plans for kony 2013. it’s sure to be a blast
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A bagel a day
Keeps the squirrels away.
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Study shows that girls, in fact, do wana have fun.
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Live ever
Die never
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I want to put Justin beiber and those one direction cunts in a trash compactor and press the on button. I will then record their screams and auto tune it and none of their stupid fans will be able to tell the difference.
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