I’M ON FIRE TODAY, BRO. GOT A SICK PUMP ON THE DECLINE BENCH, GAVE THE HOTTIE AT JAMBA JUICE MY NUMBER, AND TOMMY AND VINCE ARE ON THEIR WAY OVER WITH SOME BREWSKIS.
WE’RE GOING DOWNTOWN TONIGHT, YOU HEARD? GONNA FIND THE MOST BANGIN’ CLUB WITH THE HOTTEST BABES AND BEAT THAT BEAT BACK, BRO. GONNA DANCE ‘TIL WE DROP.
LIFE’S SIIIIIIIICK. FOR REALSIES.
jersey-wop lion is funny.
(Source: black-leather, via hholden)
T-minus 4 days.
Waiting for Saturday.
(Source: malespelledbackwards)
My ability to feel
has diminished drastically
since I’ve been able to feel you
near me. I’ve been running through
the woods visiting the places we visited.
There I feel you.
There I feel.
There I can breathe.
I now exhale only in
cliches. As long as you
inject me with these
feelings, cliche or not,
I am not ashamed.
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vodkaismyextracurricularactivity:
Yo, I agree, netscapeshawty.
Yo, Netscapeshawty and vodkaismyextracurricularactivity, I third this outlook.
(Source: netscapeshawty)
7-11s in New Jersey don’t sell beer.
This is a tragedy of the highest order.
RIP Bryan
reblawg for kitty
(via wileycoyoteee)
The daughter I expect to have.
(via eat-pray-queeef)
yep this dude is totally not gay.
(Source: fuckyeahsexanddrugs, via colleenmorgan)
merca
Reblog for Ana/I NEED THESE.
Hackensack man stabs self, accused of throwing intestines at police -
vodkaismyextracurricularactivity:
Between this & the guy who ate someone’s face & had to be shot six times? I’m thinking we’re in deep shit folks. Might be time to check the water supply. Just saying.
OH MY GOSH I LIVE IN NORTH JERSEY. TIME TO FORTIFY THE HOUSE AND GRAB MY ZOMBIE BAT.
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Wait, he survived?
Bring on the motherfucking zombies.
I will be starting team Cuchullain.
Now accepting applications.
